Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive! You bastard, STAY ALIVE!
Posted October 17th, 2008 by Whaleroot
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Scientists — taking a break from what I'll only assume is important cancer research — have discovered that the 103 beats per minute song, Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees, can help revive your heart. Provided the person giving CPR stays in rhythm.
As an avid hater of the Bee Gees I'm trying to decide if I'd rather die than be revived by that overplayed, annoying song. Choices, choices.
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I'm an avid Bee Gees liker
I am willing to be revived by that song. In fact, I love that song. Along with 'More Than a Woman', 'Night Fever', 'You Should Be Dancing', 'Jive Talking', and 'How Deep Is Your Love' -- oh wait, I love the entire Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
YES! It's TRUE!!!! I like disco!!!!! The bane of all music critics' existence!!! I just wanted to announce it to the world so that the world can judge me... while I put on my boogie shoes.